Ok. It's Sunday and I am on my way to "obedience class." I know all this stuff but because I goof up one time at the groomer (she didn't let me peee!!) and now I need to learn to be obedient.
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Ok what an ordeal that was! I guess I must admit that Mom was right. I really do know that I am not a dog! They want me to sit, roll over, listen on command and get a clicker response to get a treat. What the poop! What am I? Pavlov's dog??? The trainer is pretty cool though. Luz gave Mom a few lectures and if I'm not mistaken, she made her cry too. She said I needed to be crated! CRATED?? No more sleeping on the bed?????? I don't like Luz very much.
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They took me to the dog park after class. I hated it. why would I want to be around a bunch of dogs???? I tried desperately to escape from there. Wasn't successful.
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Ok what an ordeal that was! I guess I must admit that Mom was right. I really do know that I am not a dog! They want me to sit, roll over, listen on command and get a clicker response to get a treat. What the poop! What am I? Pavlov's dog??? The trainer is pretty cool though. Luz gave Mom a few lectures and if I'm not mistaken, she made her cry too. She said I needed to be crated! CRATED?? No more sleeping on the bed?????? I don't like Luz very much.
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They took me to the dog park after class. I hated it. why would I want to be around a bunch of dogs???? I tried desperately to escape from there. Wasn't successful.
Hi Hailey,
ReplyDeleteSorry about the obedience classes. That must really suck! Especially when it was all because of that mean groomer girl treating you badly. Maybe she needs classes so she can learn how to treat doggies.
All we can do is humor these silly hoomans and hope they get a clue.
Wags & wiggles,
Bijou
Aw! Thanks! I really could use the vote of confidence! I have class tomorrow. UGH!!!!!
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