Fatboy ~ the fat cat

Ok. So we all know from a previous post entry, I am not the fondest of furry felines..... so my mom has to take the grandkids "back to school" shopping today and I cannot go. She said that she didn't want me staying home, but it would be great to go and visit my cuzins (cuz I don't like em) at their house. I guess I better mention that there are 6 - YES - you read correctly.... no vision problems here, don't need to adjust your screens for wider script.... I said she has SIX FURRY FELINES! I went over there...... thought maybe I could help out our buddy ARWEN and his Empty Bowl Syndrome - that's the least I could do since I was going to be stuck with them....... I did however report to Arwen that I wasn't very successful. They ATE MY FOOD!!!!! Then when I got home, not only did their mom leave my pink purse at her house, she left my favorite water bottle too! The thought of them drinking from water bottle!!! UGH!!!!! Then, they HAD THE NERVE TO EMAIL ME THE PICTURE BELOW!!!!!!! I am not quite sure what to make of it, but if you ask me, that 25 pound blub of a feline IS WEARING MY JACKET!!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! How could he!!!! He's mocking me!!!!!! MOOOOOOOM!!!!! I need a therapist! Is there a doctor in the house??????? This isn't FUNNY?? Mom is laughing too........ piggy..... pink piggy where are you!!! GAWD there are the two little kids on moms lap!!!! I need therapy!!!!!!!!

With much love, hugs and smooches XOXOXO
Hailey