My life.... one paw at a time.

My life.... one paw at a time.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

First day of Skool

Ok. It's Sunday and I am on my way to "obedience class." I know all this stuff but because I goof up one time at the groomer (she didn't let me peee!!) and now I need to learn to be obedient.
Ok what an ordeal that was! I guess I must admit that Mom was right. I really do know that I am not a dog! They want me to sit, roll over, listen on command and get a clicker response to get a treat. What the poop! What am I? Pavlov's dog??? The trainer is pretty cool though. Luz gave Mom a few lectures and if I'm not mistaken, she made her cry too. She said I needed to be crated! CRATED?? No more sleeping on the bed?????? I don't like Luz very much.
They took me to the dog park after class. I hated it. why would I want to be around a bunch of dogs???? I tried desperately to escape from there. Wasn't successful.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

She tricked me

I am so angry I can have a litter of kittens!!!!! She tricked me! She said we were going to Petsmart to buy me some more Moo-Moos. I can finally walk into that store without hesitation (although I still poop once I'm in the store - nerves). Dad had asked her to see if the salon had an appointment available for me to attend in the morning. We went into the salon and Mom had a brain fart or something close to that cuz she asked if my hair dresser Christine was in and if I could be seen right there on the spot. And I don't mean "on the spot" I mean "johnny on the spot." Although Christine wasn't in, they said they could take me right there and then. Poopie and double poopie! I had to peeeeee!!!! I was so angry with Mom.... I fought them tooth and tooth. She was not only having me bathed, she was having the works done which included a half hour message. I still needed to peee!

I didn't like the girl bathing me. She had zero tolerance for me and was treating me like a dog! So I acted like one and snapped at her. That just pissed her off! I still had to pee! I wanted to tell her that it's better to be pissed off than pissed on!!! Haha I just did a funny!

Ok. All seriousness aside. Dad and Mom came to pick me up. They were pretty upset. Apparently this "groomer" gave them a report card on me. MOI!!!! It said I behaved badly. Snapped twice at her. Wouldn't allow her to groom me. She ruined me! I always get praises and hugs and a pretty bow on my head when I leave there. Not this time.

They spoke with the "dog trainer" and she said i was behaving badly. So to make a long story short, I am going to obedience class beginning next Friday.
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